i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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