Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
His hands were made for my vagina.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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