Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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