She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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