Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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