she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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