Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I've blown a few things in my day
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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