worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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