what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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