I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
