Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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