it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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