i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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