Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
