I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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