we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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