Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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