Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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