she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
All the doctor said was why
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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