Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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