I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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