i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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