Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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