i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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