Whod you bang
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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