yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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