her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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