I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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