i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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