The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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