please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
