you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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