Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
God, I missed his penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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