I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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