from now on my penis is your penis
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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