is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize