Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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