Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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