I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
do herpes really smell.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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