I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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