yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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