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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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