Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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