Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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