Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we're chasing vodka with high fives
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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