She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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