they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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