At least make sure they are 18
Why
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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