if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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