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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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