The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
