Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just tell him i said nine months
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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